AND BY WE, I MEAN YOU. YES, YOU ALL DID IT. IT WAS A TOTAL SUCCESS BEFORE I COULD EVEN SET UP MY POLITICAL CAMPAIGN. I WAS EVEN ABOUT TO MAKE HATS!

AS OF 14ISH HUNDRED OCLOCK EASTERN WARTIME I HAVE WON MY SEAT AS A MOD FOR THIS FAIR AND WONDERFUL SITE.

ROB IS, IN FACT, A MOD FOR 2024. AND WE, WHICH IS ALSO YOU, SHALL MAKE FIMMY FIC GREAT(ER) AGAIN*.

I AWAIT THE BLATANT ABUSE OF POWER****

*Not all** promises will be acomplished under my new position of power***.

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THAT'S RIGHT, MY FELLOW FIMMY FICER'S, IT'S THAT TIME ONCE AGAIN. WE HAVE BEEN WORKING HARD ALL YEAR, AND I THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR SUPPORT THROUGH THESE TRYING TIMES.

I'VE COME TO YOU ALL WITH EMPTY PROMISES AND BROKEN DREAMS, YET WE PUSH ON, AND WE SURVIVE, SO DO NOT FRET. I WILL WIN THIS ELECTION, FOR YOU. YES, YOU, BECAUSE THIS WHOLE CAMPAIGN IS ABOUT YOU, NOT ME, BUT SORTA ME EXCEPT REPLACE YOU WITH ME AND THEN IT'S ABOUT YOU!

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